The Cleveland Browns are 0-9 for the second straight season and are 1-24 under Hue Jackson. They have struggled mightily since 1999 but have been more inept than ever since Jimmy Haslam took over the reins of the team. Haslam’s latest attempt to construct a winning football team happened two offseasons ago when he promoted Sashi Brown from the other side of the building, though that hasn’t worked out throughout 26 games. For his latest trick, Haslam will reach into his bag of tricks and look to produce a magic rabbit.
That magic trick that Haslam will look to pull off is a signing of Peyton Manning to the front office.