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The Tragedy of Dave Doeren

Hello Tiger faithful, I must admit that this has been a difficult week in my hate recovery. Every fiber of my being wants to say, “Dave Doeren is a puddle of putrid snail slime come to life. He is a festering pimple on the posterior of college football in desperate need of lancing.” That, however, is the old Drewtigerlum.

The old Drewtigeralum would say things like, “I would say that NC State is the South Carolina of the ACC, all mouth and no trophies, but the Wolfpack have made it clear over the last two seasons that they haven’t even reached the South Carolina rung on the college football ladder.