Pigskin Prophet: There is a rooster loose around Death Valley

There is a spy in our midst and has been for months. I will now bring you the details.

And, before you think this is satire, or a joke, or simply a way to fill space, this is the absolute truth and can be confirmed by the authorities at Clemson, by the construction folks working on Death Valley, and by tailgaters last weekend. We even have picture proof.

There is a rooster, a Gamecock if you will, loose and running around Death Valley.

According to an official I spoke to this week, the rooster has been chasing construction workers, chasing students, and generally made a nuisance of himself last week at the Furman game. He has been hanging out in the cemetery area, but occasionally sneaks down…