The Pigskin Prophet doesn’t ask for your help very often, but there is an emergency brewing in the state of Georgia and we need all the help we can get. You see, stores in the Peach State are pulling bars of Irish Spring soap off the shelves because the Bulldogs are hosting Notre Dame this week.
When reached for comment, one man that stocks shelves at the Athens’ Kroger had this to say.
“I never before knowed that them leprosycons make all the soap, I thought they just made cookies,” said Tony Ingram (Georgia, Class of 92).