Why we’re still watching the Cincinnati Reds play baseball, I think

You’ll be happy to know that I just wasted a solid seven minutes of my life debating internally whether to start this post with Welp or Sigh.

While pondering such an important decision, it occurred to me that if you slam those two pained expressions together, it might well sound something like Why, which is probably a more appropriate way to preface this damn thing.

Why? Why are we still doing this? Why, after an exhaustingly miserable 8-27 start to the season, are we still here, still tuning in for Cincinnati Reds baseball? Why the hell are we doing this to ourselves?

That’s the beauty and the curse of following baseball, really. It’s every damn day, whether the going’s good or the going is…