Red Reporter · Mar 5, 2021
Three toppings these Cincinnati Reds would add to their hot dogs
Photo by Tom Kelley/Getty ImagesIf you existed in the world of Twitter this week, odds are you were faced with one of the more brain-wrenching decisions of your lifetime:
Which three toppings would you put on this hot dog?
Lord knows I agonized about it. Heck, I even housed a few dogs while contemplating such a life-affirming decision. In the process, I wondered what our own Cincinnati Reds players might go with if faced with said choice...
Kyle Farmer - hash browns (scattered, covered, smothered)
Amir Garrett - brown mustard, the tears of Western Pennsylvania, sweet peppers
Joey Votto - chili, cheese, hot sauce (like a damn Cincinnati legend would)