As a big part of my job I hang out on the never-ending cesspool that is Twitter. Some day it’s better than others, though. Last night the Cincinnati Reds won. And they hit a bunch of home runs, too. At least on social media it was the one that Aristides Aquino hit that had people talking. To be fair, he destroyed that baseball. The homer went 448 feet to dead center field, hitting the top of the batters eye.
Here’s the funny thing: That wasn’t even the longest home run hit on the night by a Cincinnati Red.