His first name is Scott.
His last name is not Shammgod. His last name is Schebler.
He was born on October 6th, 1990, which means the first real memories he had as a kid were of Jose Rijo, Eric Davis, and Billy Hatcher smacking around the Oakland A's to win the 1990 World Series. Not a bad way to grow up, all told.
He hails from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, which is only strange in that I was unaware that trees could possess fast-moving water. He was drafted in the 26th round of the 2010 amateur draft, which is a statement that is also typed directly below this in the 'Organizational Information' section.