7:10 PM ET
Y’all dingoes apparently don’t read these things. Yesterday, Wickle Dick wrote up the preview all about the Bronson Arroyo / Lance Lynn match up. They are pitching tonight though, so he got it way wrong. But nobody noticed. So why do we do this?
I’m going to start this prevs and preds piece telling you, our dear readers, just how little respect I have for you. Your parents, collectively, are abhorrent examples of the human race. Your offspring will certainly ruin the universe. Your faces are all ugly and your butts are all stinky.