Reds at Phillies Game One: Prevs, Preds, Prelps, Plorps, Plonks

Are you ready for some more Reds baseball? I have to admit, I kinda wish today was an off-day. Given the circumstances, I think we could all use it desperately. Also, it has been snowing here in Columbus all day and my three-month-old son is not sleeping and I can’t get this pebble out of my boot and the hatespawns of hell are screaming louder and louder and I just dropped my bagel wrong-side-down.

“Squints” Cody Reed will take the ball today, making his season debut. He was penciled in to start last Tuesday before the Opening Day rainout pushed everything back a day and then Brandon Finnegan was supposed to be ready to go but then he wasn’t so now here we are. I do not envy Cody Reed. Nor…