Jose “J-Lo” Lopez gets the Larson Trophy on account of his brilliant performance for the Bats on Friday night. He threw seven shutout innings while allowing just four hits and a walk. That’s a healthy WHIP right there. Dance like you are schtupping A-Rod, my man.
AAA International League
Friday
Jose “J-Lo” Lopez whirled a whizzbang of a winner, which is what done got him the thing up there on the top. “MC” DJ Peterson added three hits while Nick “Jesus died for your” Senzel knocked a pair. Dilson “Scmilson” Herrera walked three times and singled.