Nick Senzel - 2 for 4, 2 HR, 3 RBI
There were certainly some better stat lines tonight from some much younger players, but I really wanna keep this award going for the older guys unless something ridiculous happens. Lower league stats are always wonky and weird shit happens. Plus, when the #1 prospect in your system, and my main man, hits 2 dingers? You give him a meaningless trophy. Congrats, Nick. We eagerly await your call up.
Ooof. Jose “Sad Pig” Lopez gave up 8 earned runs over 2.1 innings on 11 hits, no walks, but did strikeout 4, I guess.