Oh boy! Well, Jackson “Lit Like Stonewall” Stephens got freakin’ obliterated and it wasn’t all friendly fire. Stephens threw 3.2 innings and gave up 9 runs and 6 of them were earned. There were 6 hits, 3 walks, and 5 strikeouts. Hopefully, they don’t have to amputate. 4.1 shutout innings were combined by four pitchers from the bullpen, and they all threw at least 1 inning and all had 1 strikeout. They were Kyle “Mr. Mime” McMyne, Austin “Bryan” Brice, Louis Coleman “Keeps My Beer Cold”, and Kevin “Shackled Feet” Shackleford.
Farmers Only: Hella Mella
