This is NOT for the people that read Farmers Only on a regular basis. We thank you. You're awesome. The rest is for a select few that have decided to criticize us for writing trivial humor. I’d also like to thank you for reading, we appreciate it, but still want to take a moment to explain the reason we do things the way we do.
Farmers Only is one of the oldest segments that has been written for Red Reporter, stretching back to roughly its inception. Some of the writers include Slyde (Who went on to bigger and better things) and Brandon Kraeling, managing editor of this website.