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Doc's TML: Cincinnati Reds pitcher Trevor Bauer is the gift that keeps on giving

If The Morning Man were king ...

February would be canceled due to lack of interest. There are lots of entities for which the world has no use. Light beer, frozen yogurt, Nebraska. And February. I see no reason why we can’t make a law moving February to late May/early June and just going straight from January to March.

That eliminates a fabricated holiday (Valentine’s Day) and a month of days that look like today, which sucks just like yesterday. I’m personally willing to sacrifice a box of chocolates for an 11-month calendar.