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Doc's Morning Line: Are the Reds at rock bottom? Nope, they have 140 more games.

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being the very lowest

-- Merriam-Webster

Are we there yet?

I’m getting prepared, in the way East Coasters prepare for hurricanes and Auntie Em had the root cellar ready.

Miner’s lamp? Check.

Case of water? Yep.

Flashlight, batteries, generator, pick axe, canned heat, soup, crackers, Keystone Light? All good.

Consider it an extended spelunking vacation. Because if this ain’t rock-bottom, it’s just a couple steps down the mineshaft.

We can’t even celebrate our misery at Rock Bottom Brewery on Fountain Square.