The luminaries of the world have descended upon our nation’s swamp cistern for the annual celebration of themselves. I really hate to start this stupid thing with such a cynical and acidic observation, but here we are. This is Major League Baseball’s All Star Game as presented by MasterCard and FOX.
Look, I don’t know a single person on the entire internet who thinks the All Star Game is really fun and awesome and completely perfect in every facet. Perhaps the only take more well-worn than “FIX THE ALL STAR GAME” is the old saw about “IS THE DH GOOD OR NOT?