Bronson Arroyo should invest in Siri

Remember when Steve Jobs invented the iPhone and then invented Siri and then uninvented the idea of a personal assistant because he had already invented the iPhone and Siri? Well, Bronson Arroyo clearly didn’t know anything about that, because he made the highly questionable to decision to hire a living, breathing personal assistant and as a result, he had his boat stolen.

I doubt Siri can steal boats.

From the Miami Herald in October 2015:

“Soon, [Anthony] Acosta took off with the boat, transporting it to the Concept Boats yard in Opa-locka. He then sold the vessel, missing two engines, to the father of the yard’s owner for $22,000, providing a phony bill of sale complete with a forged…