The Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game
Joey Votto continued to feast on roast beef sandwiches, chomping through horsey sauce at a rate nearly unmatched this season. He added 3 arby-eyes on Sunday against the Colorado Rockies as part of a 2 for 4 day that featured a homer, leaving him with 38 driven in on the season. That’s the second most in all Major League Baseball, which I suppose falls under the category of things he gets paid for, too.
Congrats on another big day, Joey, and know that we’ll all expire at some point eventually after a finite number of home run trots around the sun.