Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine.
Nine.
1) Soul searching
“Have we honored Pete Rose enough? I mean really, really honored him? Have we sacrificed animals at the intersection of Mehring Way and Main? Do you think we can get Perez in for that? How can we tie this in as a promotional giveaway?”
2) Haiku
What time is the game?
Oh, Arroyo is starting?
Well, never mind then.
3) Pet baby goats
They will only eat your hair a little.