Your Cincinnati Reds are in last place again, although their meteoric rise to fourth was thrilling while it did so last. Also I shouldn’t be straining at the leash to be in Colorado if only to get warm and dry in the third week in June, but that’s the 513 experience we’ve chosen. Live it.
Tonight is Bark in the Park, because if anything is going to improve on last place and a probable pending loss, it’s the smell of many wet dogs. Tomorrow Sam the Bald Eagle comes in from the Cincinnati Zoo to lift moods by ripping out the intestines of his helpless prey before the eyes of innocent children.