The Cincinnati Reds may have a limited playbook, but that doesn’t mean they don’t know it by heart or can’t recite it back to front at the drop of a hat.
No, when things aren’t going well around their parts - a situation we’ve been forced to face more often than not over the last few decades - there are usually three go-to moves they use to begin the assuaging process.
- Bobbleheads!
- Addressing the problems ranked 5th and 9th on the ever-present List of Significant Problems with the Roster [TM], ignoring problems 1 through 4, 6 through 8, and 10 through 27, and rolling into Goodyear with ‘confidence in our club.