To say Duke Tobin's unicorn-seldom-sighting forum with the media was eventful would be an understatement akin to intimating that the Cincinnati Bengals *need help* on defense.
We hold these truths to be self-evident as a collective Who Dey Nation. Unfortunately, not all men are created equal. Some are born into football royalty, like Tobin, and rest on the laurels of unfathomable job security despite one of the poorest processes to building a championship-caliber football team you could ever encounter in the NFL wild.
Life ain't fair though, eh? Tobin is the man in charge of the Bengals' super-small personnel department, for better or worse.