Pick your poison: Mike Brown or Jerry Jones?

Imagine this: Just before kickoff on Monday Night Football, as the Cincinnati Bengals face the Dallas Cowboys on the road, a portal opens in front of you. Time stops. Out steps a wizard who offers you a deal: an owner swap.

The Bengals' owner would become Jerry Jones, and the Cowboys’ owner would become Mike Brown. The teams’ histories would remain unchanged, but the new owners would run their franchises in their own ways.

What would you say?

Each comes with their own set of problems, and some of those problems stem from similar places.

The Case for Mike Brown and Family

We know who Mike Brown is, and by extension, who Katie Blackburn and her family are. They’re loyal, often to a fault. They’ve…