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NFL QB rankings put Joe Burrow above hated rival in stunning upset

For your longterm benefit, it's probably wise to pick and choose which NFL internet rankings you digest. Every day we're served a buffet of new, slightly-different versions of the same conversation – best new head coach, biggest rookie impact, Tom Brady is the GOAT, etc – and it's up to us to choose, on a daily basis, whether or not we have the personal bravery to indulge it. I'll be the first to admit that some days, I just don't have it in me. I wish I was stronger.

Other days? Other days are great. Some days, you get an absolute doozy that makes spending all your free time on the internet almost worth it.