I hope you all enjoyed your [checks notes] two summer weeks without any Bengals drama. It's been quite the offseason in Cincinnati – a ton of deals with star players got done, and some others, uh, didn't.
And while we all spent time chewing their finger nails to the bone over the Trey Hendrickson contract situation, for a moment there, we almost that the Bengals actually had another edge rushing contract dispute on their hands. "Credit" where it's due: no one outplays the Bengals at their own game.
So right now, to recap, the Bengals have neither of their star pass rushers under contract.