Cincinnati Bengals owner Mike Brown is 90 years old, and continues to show his age with the same inauthentic public-facing commitment to building a Super Bowl contender.
Joe Burrow said this offseason is "as big as it gets" for Cincinnati. Although Burrow himself has endorsed head coach Zac Taylor and the Duke Tobin-led front office before, Black Monday marked the chance for the Bengals to make a big statement.
Instead, it was more of the same. Who's surprised!? Not me!
Mike Brown waxes poetic about championship aspirations whilst confirming Bengals will retain Zac Taylor and Duke Tobin
Here's the statement that Brown dropped on Monday, which alluded to four consecutive winning seasons coming into 2025, which is a heck of a way to spin things when you don't make the playoffs for three years running.