It feels so hacky to write in tired clichés, but that tends to happen when you cover an antiquated football operation such as the Cincinnati Bengals.
Hey reader, tell me if you've heard this one before: The definition of insanity is...?
You know the rest. What about this: "Patience is a..."
Let's change it up. A little more contemporary. Give the following phrase a Google: "I believe in the guys in this locker room Zac Taylor."
The Bengals head coach's press conferences are so repetitive that they're approaching self-parody.
Also repetitive, to the point of trends for this organization that are exhausting to dissect ad nauseam: Underwhelming results on the field.