Everybody wants to be a Cincinnati Bengal. You, me, La’el Collins, the German shepherd next door. (Lean body mass, great speed, seen as a potentially elite outside linebacker.) As with just about everything sports-wise here lately, up is down, left is right and the earth is flat.
The Bengals are cool.
Joe Burrow is the coolest. The Burrow Aura is coast-to-coastal, like a rainbow. He helped snag Collins, the large man who will play right tackle here next fall and the two falls after that. He called himself St.