The Cincinnati Bengals are often allergic to splashy moves. They struggle to even pay their own players what they're worth until one or two years too late (see: Ja'Marr Chase, Tee Higgins, Trey Hendrickson, et al.).
So where do I get off thinking that there's any chance the Bengals would trade a top-10 draft pick for a ready-made player who can contribute to winning now, during the 2026 season? Maybe if we say it all together often enough, it'll come to pass. Manifestation, if you will.
Anyway, it's a long offseason. Let's have some fun instead of ruminating over all the ways Duke Tobin could mess up the 10th overall pick, shall we?