Every year as a kid, my parents would ask me what I want for my birthday meal, and without fail, I would answer “Chinese food”. I love American Chinese takeout with all sorts of wrapped treats, sauced meats, and rice-supported deliciousness that only an order of Kung Pao chicken and steamed dumplings can impart to an empty stomach.
I know the old joke is that Chinese food has you coming back for seconds later on, but I always find my appetite sated with my favorite genre of food.
Week 14 might have your tummy rumbling in the lead-up; it’s the first round of the fantasy playoffs, and you want to make sure you get your order right.