Down The Drive · Apr 8, 2022
Zerberts: A One Act Play Starring Rob Ryan and Bret Bielema
Photo by David Berding/Getty ImagesA One Play Act Play Inspired by the 2015 Mississippi State-Arkansas Game
Rob Ryan: Fiddlesticks! I got fired!
Bret Bielema: Sorry to hear that Rob. Maybe if the Saints defense wasn’t last in the league in every category you’d still have a job.
Rob Ryan: Aw Heck. I think you’re right, Bret. Know of any open jobs?
Bret Bielema: Have I got the job opportunity for you!
Rob Ryan: You want me to be your defensive coordinator?
Bret Bielema: No. If you can’t stop the offenses in the NFC South, then you sure as heck can’t stop the offenses in the SEC.
Rob Ryan: Are you offering me the belly raspberry thing again?