Report: Wearing Speedos Still Makes Weight Lifting More Pleasurable

Report: Speedos Make Weight Lifting More Pleasurable

I have never lifted weights. I have never worn a speedo. But a new report from the guy I was talking to at the bus stop this morning confirms that it is much easier to lift weights while wearing a speedo.

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