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Jabba the Hutt is a Horatio Alger Story

Since nothing newsworthy is happening in the world of Bearcats athletics at this time, I figured it was a good time to talk Star Wars.

The Top Five Star Wars Characters of All Time:

1. Jar Jar Binks

A homespun libertine.

2. Jabba the Hutt

A genuine Horatio Alger story. Jabba the Hutt did not make it on his looks, his charms, or his connections. He provides a valuable service in Tatooine’s informal economy and gets a bad rap from the Hollywood elites who run the Rebel Alliance.