From the video vault, here is Eric Dickerson scoring a touchdown for the Indiana Colts of Tecmo Bowl fame. He went to SMU and he was a good running back till you got to the redzone. Elvis was apparently at this game.
Pro Tip: This is how you knock out Mike Tyson.
Pro Tip #2: Here is how you knock out the actual Mike Tyson.
Here is my favorite Springsteen song:
Bruce should have covered "Wolverton Mountain" and renamed himself "Winnebago Man.