Here’s a quick hitter for Thursday evening:
#22 Stanford (5-4) at Oregon State (1-6):
Here is a scientific list of the wrestling personas of the Pac-12 Football programs:
UCLA: Face
USC: Heel
Oregon State: Affable Jabroni
Arizona: Face Jobber who gets the occasional win (AKA Barry Horowitz)
Oregon: “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes at SummerSlam 1990 after Sweet Sapphire left him for the “Million Dollar Man.”
Utah: ECW referee
Final Score: Stanford 32 Oregon State 24
As always, this is a work of parody and not intended to be taken seriously.