Spoiler Alert: once you’ve finished reading this column, you will already know what’s going to happen in this weekend’s game. Instead of wasting your time watching the heavily anticipated Rhode Island-Maine matchup, I think it’s time you got cracking on Robert Caro’s multi-volume biography of Lyndon Johnson. If you’ve already plopped down the money for 50 yard line tickets at Alfond Stadium and reserved a suite at the Orono Motor Inn, then I suggest bringing all four volumes of The Years of Lyndon Johnson to the game. You will get most of the way through that opening chapter in book one on the ecology of the Texas Hill Country if you knock out a couple of pages during each television timeout.
Clayton Picks All the Games Correctly: Week 4- Robert Caro Edition
