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Assessing the Handsomeness of College Football’s 27 New Head Coaches

As the internet’s best known arbiter of handsomeness, I have decided to update my 2016 list ranking the 128 handsomest coaches in college football by assessing the looks of the FBS’ 27 new head coaching hires. I have ranked them from No. 27 to No. 1, from least Diacoesque to most Diacoesque.

Click on the hyperlinks on each coach’s name for the handsomest picture I could find of them.

27. Ryan Day, Ohio State

A mildly demonic barrelchest with noodle arms.