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A Soccer Illiterate’s Guide to Diego Maradona

Diego Maradona, aged 60, legend of Argentine soccer, fiend to fans of English soccer, and generally very interesting guy passed into the ‘Hand of God’ on Wednesday, 11/25.

I am a soccer illiterate. An ignoramus. I’m not anti-soccer at all. Maybe a little agnostic. But I’m trying.

Here’s everything I know about Diego Maradona.

  1. I watched him play for about 10 minutes in the 1990 World Cup Final, which they lost to Germany. I think he got a yellow card.

2. I gather that Maradona was a villain for that unique breed of American soccer fan who cheers for England’s Three Lions instead of the sad-sack USMNT.