Twenty-eight years ago today (as the clock clicks past midnight) I was married, and you better believe my much, much, much better half is standing in the doorway of my office looking at her wristwatch, so let’s get in and out of Friday’s weirdness with nuptial haste.
The opener was an abominable game by the offense, which struck for two hits. At least one of them counted, as Luis Robert Jr. clubbed a two-run shot in the second that served as a clap-back to two back-to-back solo shots from Cleveland in the top half.
Sadly, there was one more home run left in the game, and it came from the wrong side.