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White Sox pitching problems persist in ugliest performance yet

That’s no moon. That’s the White Sox team ERA.

Maybe there was a better joke to make after the White Sox were blown up like Alderaan in a two-touchdown loss to the visiting Boston Red Sox on Star Wars Night. But that one seemed plenty appropriate for a team that might have to start holding tryouts for Wookiees and Wampas and any other intergalactic species that might be able to get some outs.

All right, that’s probably enough with the Star Wars references for now.

The fact remains, though, that White Sox pitching to this point has been mostly unsuccessful in 2019.