By now, every White Sox fans knows that the one bright spot in the Sox future is now in the Sox past, as Jason Benetti has moved over to announce for the Tigers. Yes, the Tigers, who will probably be less painful to announce for than the Sox for years to come.
Naturally, that means a thorough and professional search for a replacement, just like all thorough and professional White Sox searches. Hence, Jerry Reinsdorf calls in a lackey in order to tell him how to proceed with the search.
((Brief censored time out while JR turns toward the wall and lackey approaches and affixes lips properly.