So, what happens when you retire from the minor leagues?
You become a loser at life ...
I’m just joking. In fact, you will probably be in much more stable condition than you were in as a minor league baseball player. Before we go any further, let me just tell you briefly about how today was for me to make sure that being a normal human being isn’t piece of cake either. As a retired minor league nobody turned bar manager, I woke up at 8 a.m., went to work (I run a hotel restaurant/bar in a small town on Vancouver Island, Canada), did a bunch of shit you probably don’t care about until around 2 p.