Washington scored their season high in runs!

And lousy play helps, too. quotefancy.comDon’t like the Einstein quote? Let’s try Napoleon:

Not basebally enough? Let’s move on to Casey Stengel:

Perhaps you have by now noticed an attempt to avoid starting to write about this afternoon’s debacle. Very perspicacious of you.

Still, this is a White Sox site, so let us pretend to present you with a nice White Sox play.

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See, a highlight, even in a 13-3 slaughter. Only thing is, Trayce Thompson, in the game because Luis Robert Jr. was given the rest of the hopeless cause off, only had to make the big diving grab because he started the wrong way, which is appropriate, because the Sox sure started the wrong…