Given the recap falls to me tonight and no one walking this planet on fire cares to read more play-by-play-by-blow-by-blow ephemera of White Sox Baseball at this point, let’s try to be a little creative with how we tell the story of tonight’s game. Deep breath.
Obviously, the White Sox lost again tonight. The score was 10-2. Jesse Scholtens, a pitcher whose story is sweet enough, and who fooled the AL for a time — but not, of course, our Salina Rae Silver — gave up five earned of six runs on seven hits, as AAAA pitchers are wont to do.