South Side Sox · Apr 20, 2024
The Tortured Fan’s Department
I watch the White Sox play and I think to myself, “I Can Fix Him (No I Really Can).” Then, I am honest with myself and remember that I can’t. And so, I present to you a game recap in which I told myself I Can Do It With a Broken Heart multiple times.
Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me (Garrett Crochet)? Not the Phillies. The lefthander’s night was cut incredibly short after he gave up seven runs in just three-plus innings. Alec Bohm sent two balls sailing out of Citizen’s Bank Park, in the bottom of the first and the bottom of the third. To make things worse, they were both three-run home runs. In just two trips to the plate, Bohm bombed six massive RBIs.