If you follow me on the dying website known as Twitter, you know I tweet a certain thing whenever Luis Robert Jr. hits a home run in a game I’m watching. Doesn’t matter if it’s a blowout or the first inning, I will put that tweet out.
LUIS ROBERT JR MOTHERFUCKER
— Dante (@DontizzleJones) July 1, 2023
Now, on the day that the All Star Game reserves are to be announced, I’m here to tell you why that if the White Sox only have the required one All-Star, the person going to Seattle is obvious.