Happy Crosstown Holiday Weekend, White Sox Fans. For those unaware, colorful character Johnny Cueto’s big league nickname is El Jucho, or The Hotdog. Therefore, I relish in the fact that I have the privilege of bringing you the highlights of tonight’s game, all buns intended.
I need to be frank with you, South Siders — today was not a fun game to watch. With White Sox fans back to those old familiar feelings of celebrating when a player is booted, what we desire at our core is to celebrate our wins, not our losses.