You may recall, in the middle of the Worst Offseason of All Time, I assessed the crabbiness level of White Sox fans. It wasn’t good. Folks were edgy. I prescribed bourbon, a bubble bath, ice cream, yoga, sex, or whatever else provided stress relief, and I hope y’all took my advice.
Here we are, five months later — already! (Time flies when you have a Sox gamethread to spend time in.) An off-day after a split against the Cubs seems as good a time as any to reassess the crabbiness of Sox fans.