[Below is an ode to the White Sox farm system, as told through the voices of the Charlotte Knights to the tune of John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”]
[Verse 1: Yermín Mercedes]
Well, life on a farm ain’t really laid back
Major league fans kinda think I’m a hack
Retired once, but baby I’m back!
Thank God I’m a Charlotte boy
Man I didn’t mean to raise the alarm
But it’s been 10 years and I’m still on the farm
And now that the Yerminator’s lost his charm
Thank God I’m a Charlotte boy
[Chorus: Pitching Staff]
Well, holy cow!